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Duane Ausherman wrote:MS, you prefer young female domestic pigs? Even if I did, I wouldn't admit it.

I BELIEVE the number one definition would be the noun, verb and adjective related to gilding with gold.

Kauaibill wrote:P.S.. Since I have no knowledge of this history am I absolved?

But of course you are, Bill, for the same reason as me. I had no knowledge of nuthin'. But just be wary of that rascal, Duane. If you're not careful he'll have you feeling guilty about nuthin'.

But if you want to make double sure you're OK, you should buy an extra Luftmeister fairing. They're cheap, commonly free, though the shipping costs are a sum-bitch. But however you get your hands on that fairing, then cremate it with a camera recording the ceremony. Post a video of the event on youtube and the link here. For extra credit paste a picture of Matt Capri on the fairing and then make sure the camera catches his image going up on flames. Do that and I reckon that you and Duane will be BFF. (Best Friends Forever)

But don't get too chummy with Duane. Though they've never actually been seen together, it's said that Duane is actually secretly admiring of that out-spoken, outrageous, out-everything Dianne.

I sometimes actually wonder who is shadowing whom.

Ken

I don't think it will work.



Now, if you had the real Matt Capri tied to the fairing......